Hey everyone this is Zachy Poo! Writing live from Pigow Manor! Today I spent the day at the shopping mall. There I purchased two new nightgowns! Beautiful silken nightgowns. I began the day however with a well-rounded breakfast of fried sausage bits in milk. Simply devine! After such I paced through my garden. My garden mostly consists of catgrass and sunflowers. This makes for a very good combination! As such I polluted the air. Speaking of this I plan to attend the earth day festival in order to educate people on how I pollute the air. I'm such a fine gentleman really. I order hamburgers on the spot! So after I arrived back at the manor, I invited in my birdfolk. It is always good to be social. And oh how my pigeons and crows had missed me. We sat together in the parlor/living room in front of a roaring fire. I plan to paint the nightgowns I purchased! So I will keep you all most informed! Zachypoo sends a big hug! Until we meet again my lovelies!

Your Comrade,

Zach Nightgown